가사:
I don't want your wimpy mouse
I don't want your lame bunny
I want my armless white dude
'Cause I think he's pretty funny
Keep away your spitting cat
Keep away your stupid duck
Give me my Homestar Runner
'Cause it is on him I'm stuck
At the end of my hard day
Homestar takes my pain away
It could heal my broken heart
Just to watch this work of art
Homestar Runner I don't know what I'd do without you
Strongbad is a Mexican wrester
Marzipan is Homestar's girlfriend
The Cheat and Strongmad can't say Douglas
And Pom-Pom bubbles to no end
Strongsad sadly rambles on
Coach Z can't say job to save his life
Your business is the Poopsmith's business
The King of Town has no wife
At the end of my hard day
Homestar takes my pain away
It could heal my broken heart
Just to watch this work of art
Homestar Runner, I don't know what I'd do without you
